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August 2025

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August 20, 2025

August is gonna come in hot! We're here for it!
Howdy from Happy Life Ranch! First things first; can we all celebrate the rain we've finally gotten here in the Beecher Area?? All living things here are thrilled about it.

Let's talk about Texas real quick, then we'll get into the Illinois Ranch Happenings.
The herds are growing daily down there. The sun is shining and the animals are grazing! They are also putting some finishing touches on tallow products so if you're a Texas customer, or wanna be, watch for those tallow products coming soon to the website. Check out Happy Life Ranch - Texas Edition on Facebook if you haven't already.
Here's a comment from a brand new subscriber after trying our ground beef at a BBQ "I have been dreaming of the burgers from last weekend all morning"  Hooray!!! She is now a subscribed and happy customer! Keep up the good work down there y'all!
Raffle for Texas Stars Stripes and Steaks was also a big hit! Congratulation to Sebastian, the winner of the $500 bundle box! 
🚚 Delivery & Pickup Options in Texas
We’re now offering:
  • Monthly home delivery (check your zip code on our website)
  • Two pickup locations (with two more in the works)

FATHER’S DAY BUNDLE RECAP
Huge thanks to everyone who grabbed a Father’s Day Bundle for the favorite guy in their life! You made a lot of dads (and their grills) very happy.

RANCH HAPPENINGS:
The Freezer Container Saga (yes, again)
A moment of silence for our sanity as we continue to tango with this freezer container. It’s been delivered, taken away for repairs, returned, filled, emptied, half-filled, repaired again... whew. Look, we get it — building one of these things is no small feat. We think we’re at the finish line (but no promises). Next stop? Hopefully a tiny shop near the container. Stay tuned for yet another plot twist.

Ladies, Gilbert, and the Donkeys
Our hardworking crew has rotated into two fresh pastures since last month. The drought was rough, but we
were blessed with untouched grasslands to move them to. So yes — the girls, Gilbert, and the donkeys are fat, happy, and thriving. If you come visit and can’t spot them, try looking across from the big barn doors — or lurking like sneaky escape artists behind the containers where the pigs used to roam. Rotational grazing: tricky, but worth it.

Toby & the Boys
The rams have been rotating in and out of the dog’s yard, which keeps things... interesting. But hey, they haven’t gone without their greens, either. Everyone’s munching happily.

PIGLET WATCH
Okay, we know what you’re really here for — the piglet gossip.
• Strawberry: 7 piglets
• Evva: 7 piglets
• Maybeline: 12 piglets
• Candy: 7 piglets
That’s 33 bacon seeds and counting!
They’re now free to frolic and intermingle between nurseries like it’s summer camp. The moms are doing an incredible job co-parenting (take notes, humans), and we’ve finally posted signs with each mom’s name and litter count. Two more sows are still out enjoying the sunshine, but we’re hoping for more babies soon.

FAMILY HAPPENINGS
Niko’s been up the road and up in the air, working on a new building project. We’re super proud — and extra grateful to have a carpenter in the family.
Nina’s still loving life in Delaware, turning 21 soon (send prayers), and will be home for a short time before heading back to Champaign for her senior year at UIUC.

TIME AWAY
Gus and Melissa will be off the ranch from Thursday, August 7th through Monday, August 11th to bring Nina home and squeeze in a quick trip to D.C. We’ll be back at it Tuesday, August 12th.
The ranch will still be humming along thanks to our all-star crew — Madilyn, Eliot, and their mom Melanie — who will hold down the fort on Saturday, August 9th, so YES, we will be open that day.
Heads-up: We’ll be CLOSED Labor Day weekend to sneak away to Traverse City, Michigan. So if you're planning a Labor Day BBQ, get those orders in early!

THE NEW CHICKEN HOUSE
It’s done! Well, “done enough.” The ladies are loving their new digs — free to wander the tall grasses (or nap under an RV), lay eggs in their fresh nesting boxes, and generally live their best chicken lives. Those tiny pullet eggs? Coming straight from these happy hens, and growing bigger every day.

BUNDLE BOXES: Easier. Simpler. Still Delicious.
We’ve switched to Rancher’s Choice bundle boxes, but the website will still give you a good idea of what’s inside. No need to meal plan — just order, enjoy, and maybe discover a new favorite cut you wouldn’t have picked yourself. Culinary adventure awaits.

SHARE THE LOVE. GET THE BONUS.
Did you know telling your friends about Happy Life Ranch can literally pay off?
Just log into your account and click the Referral button in the top right.
• Your friend gets $10 off
• You get $25 in credit
Everybody wins (especially your freezer).
It’s our way of saying thanks for helping others discover clean, local, ranch-raised food. So go ahead — refer away!

CATERING: Did you know we do catering? Proteins and sides. Gives a call for your next shindig.

HOURS OF OPERATION
We’re open for pickups, visits, and high-fives:
Tuesdays & Thursdays | 10 AM – 6 PM
Saturdays | 10 AM – 5 PM
Need to come another day? Just call or text to make sure we’re around — we’re always happy to accommodate when we can.

THANK YOU
Thank you for giving us a few minutes of your time — and more importantly, for trusting us with your family’s food. That’s not something we take lightly.
Got ideas? Feedback? Something we could do better? Shoot us a note at info@happyliferanch.com.
If you love what we’re doing, the best way to support us is to spread the word. Send friends to www.happyliferanch.com— we’d love to welcome them to the family.

From our barn to your table,
– The Happy Life Ranch Crew

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That time reignited their passion for ranching and deepened their connection to country living. After relocating to Texas for work, they eventually settled in Kerens. With the help of Gus, Melissa, and close friends, they began building a 20-acre homestead—planting the roots for what has now grown into Happier Life Ranch.Growing Our DreamOur journey toward ranch life took root in 2023 when we expanded to 20 acres in Kerens, Texas. We never imagined that a few guinea fowl—brought in to help with pests—would be the start of something bigger. Before long, we added chickens, goats, and a growing variety of livestock, each deepening our love for ranching and our commitment to raising animals with care and purpose.Lessons from the LandThe lessons we've learned over the years, from building coops out of scrap materials to understanding the nuances of regenerative ranching, have been invaluable. 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Check out the boxes now at www.happyliferanch.com an... make this Father’s Day one to savor. These specialty boxes are only available for a limited time, so don’t wait!RANCH HAPPENINGS: I think we are done for having babies for a little while. Some of our sows need checking but it doesn't appear we should expect any new births, whooo-we had a few there in the earlier days of spring.The latest lamb born (while we were away) was scooped up by Windmill Acres for care and keeping and now it appears she has been named Winnie and has found her forever home. She is bringing much joy to their kids and customers alike and we are so happy to see her thriving.All of our energy has been concentrated on building the Texas plan so not much else happening her other than watching everything grow and thrive.We are still looking for a ranch hand, if anyone is interested or knows someone, please have them give Gus a call 630-877-7718. 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June 2025 Newsletter

Warm Days, Happy Hearts – June at the Ranch Howdy from Happy Life Ranch!We’ve got big news this month — the Texas market is booming, and we couldn’t be more excited! Folks from Dallas/Fort Worth all the way to Houston are joining the Happy Life Ranch family, and we’re delivering the good stuff straight to their doors.One happy Texan even said:“This is the best ground beef I’ve ever had!”(And you know it means something when a Texan says that!)🚚 New Delivery & Pickup Options in TexasWe’re now offering:Monthly home delivery (check your zip code on our website)Two pickup locations (with two more in the works!)If you're in the area — or know someone who is — it’s the perfect time to share the ranch love. Pass this newsletter on to anyone you think might be interested in getting in on the good eats. Our herds and flocks are thriving down in Kerens, TX, and the fencing never stops (seriously — it's a full-time job!). We’re proud to see Happy Life Ranch: Texas Edition come to life in a big way.📣 Spread the Word & Get Rewarded! Do you know someone in Texas who cares about what they feed their family?✅ Forward this email to them✅ They’ll get $25 off when they use coupon code WelcomeTexas✅ Plus you’ll each get $10 credit through our referral program — with NO limit!So go ahead and refer everyone â€” we’d love to feed their families, too.ALSO, strictly for our Texas peeps...🇺🇸 Stars, Stripes & Steak Raffle! đŸĽŠđŸŽŸď¸Fire up your grill and your patriotic spirit! 🎆We’re giving YOU the chance to win a delicious bundle of premium Happy Life Ranch meats — just in time for your 4th of July cookout!🎟️ Buy your raffle ticket today by clicking below đŸ‘‡đŸ‘‡đŸ‘‡đŸ”Ľ Support local, eat better, and maybe take home the tastiest prize around!100% pasture-raised. No hormones. No mystery meat. Just real food, from real ranchers.🧨 Don’t wait — tickets are limited and this one’s gonna go fast!#StarsStripesAndSteak #HappyLifeRanch #RaffleTime #4thOfJulyBBQ #SupportLocalFarms #KnowYourRancher 🇺🇸 Enter Stars, Stripes & Steak Raffle FATHER'S DAY IDEAS!🥩 Illinois/NW Indiana FATHER'S DAY boxes are a great gift idea!We’re offering two perfectly packed boxes of our farm-raised meats for June:The $49 Box â€“ A great way to stock up on ranch favoritesThe $99 Box â€“ More of what you love, perfect for larger families or dads that just love the meats🚨 Orders must be placed by June 12th to receive your box on time! 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This frees up our freezer trailer, so we can hit the road more often and bring Happy Life meats to more markets near you!Thanks for sticking with us through the growing pains — we’re making moves to serve you better every day.Aside from the highly anticipated freezer upgrade, there’s a lot happening with our four-legged crew!We’ve recently separated the boys from the girls in our goat and sheep flocks to help with future planning (and a little peace and quiet for everyone). To keep the ladies and babies safe, we’ve got our trusty protectors on duty — Abbott and Costello-the donkeys, plus Gilbert, our charming mini Highland cow. They’re holding it down like pros!The gals now have a new-to-them shelter and a spacious pasture to roam, rest, and soak up the sunshine. Everyone is loving the warmer weather — and yes, they’re still very into visits, pettings, and of course... snacks. (Because really, who doesn’t love snacks?)We’re also in the process of fencing in two brand-new pastures â€” areas that until now have only seen chickens and turkeys. These fresh spaces will allow us to rotate grazing more effectively, helping us stay true to our regenerative ranching goals and give the land a chance to thrive, too.The animals are happy, healthy, and full of personality — just the way we like it!It's wild to us that we are able to accomplish so much on such a small patch of land that our home is on! Ohhh if only we had the space for the cows to be here....Melissa, stop digressing Family Happenings: Our grandson Leo and his momma Victoria came up for a visit so that was a most amazing day! They were only here for a couple short hours but it meant the world to us.Niko is growing, as a man and a carpenter, by leaps and bounds and just celebrated his 22nd birthday. eekNina is off on yet another adventure: she has an internship in Delaware for the summer and she will be fully immersed in the world of marine geology. She has a beautiful place right near the beach and we are just a tiny bit jealous. We will make time to go see her before HER birthday which comes up in August. NEW CHICKEN HOUSE: Another ranch project that’s been a bit delayed but has been worked ons Ince last month (thanks to unpredictable weather and Niko working full-time!) is the new chicken setup â€” but it’s coming along! The good news? The new flock of girls has a big, cozy room all to themselves, and they’re settling in beautifully. While they’re still growing, they’ve started laying those adorable little eggs you may have seen on our social media! They may be small, but they’re mighty — same delicious taste, just in a fun-sized shell. To celebrate our petite producers, we’re offering up these little eggs for just $4/dozen while they’re still on the smaller side. They’ll be ready to roam outdoors soon, but in the meantime, they’re laying like champs! Bundle Boxes: Easier, Simpler, Still DeliciousWe’re making some changes to how our bundle boxes work — and we think you’re going to love the simplicity! Starting this month (depending on your pick up/delivery schedule), all subscribed bundle boxes will now feature Rancher’s Choice selections. That means:No more custom requests for bundle boxes. For those of you who have these right now, we'll be reaching out directly to discuss the changes.The website will show exactly what we plan to put in the boxes to help you chooseEach box includes thoughtfully selected cuts based on availabilityWe reserve the right to substitute items as needed to ensure your box is full and freshYou can still find full descriptions and price details for each box size on our website.This new system is perfect if you want:✅ Clean, quality meats✅ No decision fatigue✅ Great value, hand-picked by the ranch teamWe’re still offering all your favorite sizes:SmallSmall with Premium BeefMediumLargeExtra Large👉 Prefer to choose exactly what you get? No problem! You can always build your own box by adding items to your cart. Subscribe & Save is still available for those custom orders too!Thanks for trusting us to fill your freezer with food you can feel great about.💸 Spread the Love, Get the Bonus!Did you know sharing Happy Life Ranch can literally pay off?Just head to your account settings (top right corner) and click the REFERRAL button. From there, you can send your personal referral link to friends and family. When they place their first order, they’ll get $10 off — and you’ll get a $25 credit added to your account. Win-win!It’s our way of saying thanks for helping others discover clean, local, ranch-raised goodness. So go ahead and refer away — your freezer (and your friends) will thank you!Sharing is caring... and also seriously rewarding! đŸĽŠđŸ’›HOURS OF OPERATION: Yep, you heard that right — Happy Life Ranch now has official hours! đŸŽ‰ We’re open for pick-ups, visits, and welcoming new friends every Tuesday and Thursday 10am-6pm and Saturday from 10am to 5pm. We welcome folks any other day of the week provided you give us a call or text to make sure we are available. Calls or texts are absolutely the best way to reach Thank you for giving us a little bit of your time — and for trusting us with something as important as your family’s health. It truly means the world to us.If you have any suggestions or ideas on how we can do better, we’d love to hear from you. Drop us a line at info@happyliferanch.com â€” we’re always looking to grow and improve.And if you love what we’re doing, the best way you can support us is by sharing with your friends and family. Send them our way at www.happyliferanch.com â€” we’d be honored to welcome them into the Happy Life family.From our barn to your table,– The Happy Life Ranch Crew If it comes from a factory, your body won’t thank you. Choose clean, honest food — your health depends on it. Click here to see our recipes. We will add to it regularly. Happy Life Ranch Illinois team Happy Life Ranch Texas Edition Team Ordered and picked up delicious food , eggs, milk and meats and was able to see the ranch and how they treat the animals ethically and with compassion ~ Google review from TomThis was my first experience buying fresh lamb from a ranch to cook on the spit for Greek Easter. The ordering process was made easy with their website and the communication after the order was placed was impeccable. And above all, the lamb was DELICIOUS! Will be coming here for fresh meat from now on. ~ Jason  Find Us Online! Follow us on social media to stay up to date, and check out our website for more information about our products and practices! Your body knows the difference. Clean food fuels, heals, and strengthens. Skip the processed stuff — and taste the power of food raised right.